Sometimes, you need to disappear. So do it in the most Culprit way imaginable and throw on some Incognitos and get lost into the shadows. Incognito Mode doesn't fill the void in your collection, it is the void.

Mid-rise with a mid-thigh inseam and left-side fly

Rise: 12”
Inseam: 5 3/4”
Rise & Inseam measurements taken from size M